Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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