There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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