He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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