We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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