and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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