I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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