I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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