Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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