im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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