you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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