Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
