what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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