Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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