Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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