Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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