dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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