i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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