But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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