Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize