He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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