driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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