I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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