he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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