After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He kissed a someone with a penis
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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