ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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