Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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