I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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