Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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