how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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