i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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