I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
