I'm jealous of your bromance
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
