the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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