Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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