I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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