I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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