Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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