I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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