im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
