You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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