Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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