The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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