i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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