Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We were destined to go to rehab together
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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