pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
The adults are the big ones right?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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