his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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