The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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