He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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