Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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