ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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