we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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