if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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