READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
it glows. i had to have it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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