I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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