Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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