I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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