he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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