my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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