And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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