you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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