We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You were trust falling into bushes
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