No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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